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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did Snufalupagus escape from a car wash?]]></description>
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		<title>Ribs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 02:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recipe from Alton Brown Start your preparation the day before you intend to cook the ribs. 2 racks of baby back ribs heavy duty aluminum foil very large baking dish (I use an aluminum baking tray that is sold around thanksgiving to put a turkey in) Dry rub 8 tbs light brown sugar 3 tbs <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/updates/ribs'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recipe from <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/who-loves-ya-baby-back-recipe/index.html">Alton Brown</a></p>
<p>Start your preparation the day before you intend to cook the ribs.</p>
<ul>
<li>2 racks of baby back ribs</li>
<li>heavy duty aluminum foil</li>
<li>very large baking dish (I use an aluminum baking tray that is sold around thanksgiving to put a turkey in)</li>
</ul>
<p>Dry rub</p>
<ol>
<li>8 tbs light brown sugar</li>
<li>3 tbs kosher salt</li>
<li>1 tbs chili powder</li>
<li>1/2 tsp black pepper</li>
<li>1/2 tsp cayenne pepper</li>
<li>1/2 tsp Old Bay</li>
<li>1/2 tsp rubbed thyme</li>
<li>1/2 tsp onion powder</li>
</ol>
<p>Mix all ingredients together and set aside.  Place 2 long sheets of heavy duty aluminum foil on the table, shiny side down.  Place one rack of the ribs on each.  Coat each rack with 1/2 of the dry rub mixture.  Pat lightly into the meat.  Fold the foil closed carefully, sides first, then ends trying not to enclose them tightly around the meat &#8211; leave some space inside the pouch.  Place both pouches in the baking tray and refrigerate overnight.</p>
<p>Braising liquid</p>
<ol>
<li>1 cup white wine</li>
<li>2 tbs white wine vinegar</li>
<li>2 tbs Worcestershire sauce</li>
<li>1 tbs honey</li>
<li>3-5 cloves garlic</li>
</ol>
<p>Perheat oven to <strong>250</strong> degrees.</p>
<p>Chop garlic and combine all the braising liquid ingredients together in a microwavable container (I use my Pyrex measuring cup).  Microwave for 1 minute.</p>
<p>Open one end of each foil pouch carefully and pour 1/2 the liquid into each.  Reseal the pouches.  Bake in the oven for about 2 1/2 &#8211; 3 hours.</p>
<p>After baking, carefully pour the liquid out of each pouch into a saucepan.  Simmer on the stove and reduce the liquid by 1/2 (until it is syrupy)  Cut the ribs into 2 bone sections and put in a bowl to serve.  Pour the reduced liquid over them.</p>
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		<title>Banana Bread</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 3/4 cup flour 3/4 tsp salt 1 1/4 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 2/3 cup sugar 1/3 cup shortening 2 eggs 2 tbs soy milk 1 cup mashed bananas Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Grease and flour a loaf pan. Mix together flour, salt, baking powder and baking soda.  Set aside. With <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/updates/banana-bread'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<li>1 3/4 cup flour</li>
<li>3/4 tsp salt</li>
<li>1 1/4 tsp baking powder</li>
<li>1/2 tsp baking soda</li>
<li>2/3 cup sugar</li>
<li>1/3 cup shortening</li>
<li>2 eggs</li>
<li>2 tbs soy milk</li>
<li>1 cup mashed bananas</li>
</ol>
<p>Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Grease and flour a loaf pan.</p>
<p>Mix together flour, salt, baking powder and baking soda.  Set aside.</p>
<p>With a mixer, cream sugar and shortening in bowl until fluffy, then add eggs slowly (and milk) while mixing.</p>
<p>Alternate adding flour mixture and bananas beating until smooth.</p>
<p>Bake for 60 minutes until a toothpick inserted comes out clean.  Cool 10 minutes and remove from pan to a wire rack.</p>
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		<title>Lentil Soup</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stock (same as for Chicken Soup) chicken carcase (left over from baking a whole chicken, usually the day before then removing the meat) chicken giblets (minus the livers) 1 chicken bullion cube 1 onion 3-5 cloves garlic Old Bay ground black pepper cayenne pepper (a small amount) Add everything to a large pot then fill <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/updates/lentil-soup'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stock (same as for Chicken Soup)</p>
<ol>
<li>chicken carcase (left over from baking a whole chicken, usually the day before then removing the meat)</li>
<li>chicken giblets (minus the livers)</li>
<li>1 chicken bullion cube</li>
<li>1 onion</li>
<li>3-5 cloves garlic</li>
<li>Old Bay</li>
<li>ground black pepper</li>
<li>cayenne pepper (a small amount)</li>
</ol>
<p>Add everything to a large pot then fill with water about 1/2 full.   Bring to a boil, then simmer stirring occasionally for 3-6 hours.   Strain the liquid off into another pot.  (It may be saved in the  refrigerator if you aren’t making the soup until the next day)</p>
<p>Soup</p>
<ol>
<li>stock</li>
<li>2 cups small lentils</li>
<li>2 tomatoes</li>
<li>1 onion</li>
<li>2 tbs tomato paste</li>
<li>3-5 cloves garlic</li>
<li>1/2 cup olive oil</li>
<li>3 tbs chopped parsley</li>
<li>1 tsp basil</li>
<li>2 bay leaves</li>
</ol>
<p>Chop onion and tomatoes.  Add all the ingredients to a large pot of water and bring to a boil.  Simmer for 1 hour.</p>
<p>Remove bay leaves before serving.</p>
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		<title>Baked Corn</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 cans creamed corn 2 eggs 2 tbs sugar 1/4 cup flour 2 tbs margarine bit of soy milk Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Grease a shallow baking dish. Beat eggs then add the rest of the ingredients.  Bake for about 1 hour (maybe a little more)]]></description>
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<li>2 cans creamed corn</li>
<li>2 eggs</li>
<li>2 tbs sugar</li>
<li>1/4 cup flour</li>
<li>2 tbs margarine</li>
<li>bit of soy milk</li>
</ol>
<p>Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Grease a shallow baking dish.</p>
<p>Beat eggs then add the rest of the ingredients.  Bake for about 1 hour (maybe a little more)</p>
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		<title>Guacamole</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recipe from Alton Brown 3 Haas avocados 1 lime 1/2 tsp kosher salt 1/2 tsp ground cumin 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper 1/2 medium onion 2 small tomatoes 1 tbs chopped cilantro 2 cloves garlic Chop the onion, garlic and cut the tomatos into small pieces. Scoop out avocados, squeeze lime juice over them.  Add salt, <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/cooking/recipes/guacamole'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recipe from <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/guacamole-recipe/index.html">Alton Brown</a></p>
<ol>
<li>3 Haas avocados</li>
<li>1 lime</li>
<li>1/2 tsp kosher salt</li>
<li>1/2 tsp ground cumin</li>
<li>1/2 tsp cayenne pepper</li>
<li>1/2 medium onion</li>
<li>2 small tomatoes</li>
<li>1 tbs chopped cilantro</li>
<li>2 cloves garlic</li>
</ol>
<p>Chop the onion, garlic and cut the tomatos into small pieces.</p>
<p>Scoop out avocados, squeeze lime juice over them.  Add salt, cumin, cayenne pepper and mash.</p>
<p>Fold in the onions, garlic and tomatoes.</p>
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		<title>Green Bean Salad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 lb green beans 1 large onion 3 tbs vinegar 3 tbs vegetable oil 1/2 tsp dried dillseed 1 tbs sugar Cut green beans lengthwise.  Put the beans in a small pot cover with water.  Bring to a boil and cook them until just tender.  (Save 1/4 cup of the water from the pot after <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/cooking/recipes/green-bean-salad'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<li>1 lb green beans</li>
<li>1 large onion</li>
<li>3 tbs vinegar</li>
<li>3 tbs vegetable oil</li>
<li>1/2 tsp dried dillseed</li>
<li>1 tbs sugar</li>
</ol>
<p>Cut green beans lengthwise.  Put the beans in a small pot cover with water.  Bring to a boil and cook them until just tender.  (Save 1/4 cup of the water from the pot after cooking)</p>
<p>Cut the onion into thin slices.</p>
<p>Mix together onion, vinegar, oil, dillseed, sugar and the 1/4 water from the pot.  Pour over beans and marinate for several hours.</p>
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		<title>Chili</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(I never measure when I make chili so these are all just rough estimates from memory.  I might pay attention and update this the next time I make chili) 2-3 lbs ground beef red kidney beans dark red kidney beans pink beans tomato sauce Walmart White Corn &#38; Black Bean Salsa Barilla Roasted Garlic Sauce <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/cooking/recipes/chili'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(I never measure when I make chili so these are all just rough estimates from memory.  I might pay attention and update this the next time I make chili)</p>
<ol>
<li>2-3 lbs ground beef</li>
<li>red kidney beans</li>
<li>dark red kidney beans</li>
<li>pink beans</li>
<li>tomato sauce</li>
<li>Walmart White Corn &amp; Black Bean Salsa</li>
<li>Barilla Roasted Garlic Sauce</li>
<li>onions</li>
<li>2+ tablespoons chili powder</li>
<li>garlic cloves</li>
<li>Old Bay</li>
<li>cayenne pepper</li>
</ol>
<p>Cook ground beef on the stove in a pan to brown it slightly and cook out the fat.  Drain off the fat/grease before adding the beef to the chili pot.  Add the rest of the ingredients and simmer over medium low heat for 4-8 hours stirring occasionally.</p>
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		<title>Chicken Soup</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stock chicken carcase (left over from baking a whole chicken, usually the day before then removing the meat) chicken giblets (minus the livers) 1 chicken bullion cube 1 onion 3-5 cloves garlic Old Bay ground black pepper cayenne pepper (a small amount) Add everything to a large pot then fill with water about 1/2 full.  <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/cooking/recipes/chicken-soup'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stock</p>
<ol>
<li>chicken carcase (left over from baking a whole chicken, usually the day before then removing the meat)</li>
<li>chicken giblets (minus the livers)</li>
<li>1 chicken bullion cube</li>
<li>1 onion</li>
<li>3-5 cloves garlic</li>
<li>Old Bay</li>
<li>ground black pepper</li>
<li>cayenne pepper (a small amount)</li>
</ol>
<p>Add everything to a large pot then fill with water about 1/2 full.  Bring to a boil, then simmer stirring occasionally for 3-6 hours.  Strain the liquid off into another pot.  (It may be saved in the refrigerator if you aren&#8217;t making the soup until the next day)</p>
<p>Soup</p>
<ol>
<li>stock</li>
<li>chicken (cut into small pieces)</li>
<li>carrots (chopped)</li>
<li>onions (diced)</li>
<li>peas</li>
<li>corn</li>
<li>rice or potatoes</li>
<li>turnips (purple topped, chopped)</li>
</ol>
<p>Bring the stock to a boil and then add the ingredients in order of longest to shortest cooking time.  That insures none of the ingredients will be overcooked and turn to mush.</p>
<p>Add the chicken first with the carrots and turnips (and potatoes if you are using those).  After a time, add the onions, then the peas and corn.  If I am using rice instead of potatoes, I use boil-in-bag rice and cook it right in the pot near the end.  Taste the soup as you go to see if you need to add more pepper, Old Bay, or other spices.  I usually do not ever add any salt as the bullion cube is mostly salt and seems to work out perfectly.</p>
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		<title>Brownies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brownies 4oz unsweetened chocolate (I use Nói Síríus Icelandic Chocolate &#8211; 56% bitter-sweet or 70% extra-bitter) 2/3 cup shortening (Crisco) 2 cups sugar 4 eggs 1 1/4 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla Grease brownie pan and preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix flour, baking powder and salt together. <a href='http://IfIHadABlog.com/cooking/recipes/103'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<ol>
<li>4oz unsweetened chocolate (I use Nói Síríus Icelandic Chocolate &#8211; 56% bitter-sweet or 70% extra-bitter)</li>
<li>2/3 cup shortening (Crisco)</li>
<li>2 cups sugar</li>
<li>4 eggs</li>
<li>1 1/4 cups flour</li>
<li>1 teaspoon baking powder</li>
<li>1 teaspoon salt</li>
<li>1 teaspoon vanilla</li>
</ol>
<p>Grease brownie pan and preheat oven to 350 degrees.</p>
<p>Mix flour, baking powder and salt together.</p>
<p>Melt chocolate and shortening together in a pot over low heat, stirring occasionally.  When completely melted, remove from heat.  Add sugar to pot and mix completely.  Alternately add eggs and flour mix stirring each time.  Add vanilla.</p>
<p>Pour in brownie pan and put in oven.  Cooking time is between 25 &#8211; 30 minutes.</p>
<p>After 15 minutes, turn the pan around (back to front).  This will ensure the brownies cook evenly if your oven isn&#8217;t evenly warm (as many ovens can be).  After another 10 minutes, check the brownies with a toothpick.  If the brownies are starting to pull away from the sides of the pan and a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out dry, they are done.</p>
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